May 2010
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April 2010
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Eating Worms and Spitting Out Germs →
As I was packing today for a trip to my childhood home of Chicago, I came across a poem I had written as a child of 7, in 1972. It was in the same suitcase I stuffed it in when I last found it…
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Christine & Drew took a road trip from Salt Lake before their new baby is born; to visit the world famous Hotel Careyfornia. The last time they were here, Lance had just been conceived. Who knows what will happen this time?
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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry but you’re going to have to stop masturbating”. “Why?” asks the man. “Because I’m trying to examine you”.
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I Married My First Cousin! →
OK, let me rephrase that. I officiated a wedding ceremony for my first cousin yesterday. The event went off without a hitch, save for me forgetting the exchange of the rings before…
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Today is a sad day of remembrance →
What follows is a first hand account ofthe tragedy at Virginia Tech that happened 3 years ago today. Many of my friends lived through this difficult time. This is one of their stories:
http://careygly.xanga.com/584418306/a-terrible-tragedy-hits-home—-days-1-3/
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Move Over Barney Fife →
This weekend my cousin is getting married and I was honored when she and her fiance asked me to perform the ceremony. So recently, I was “deputized” by the state of California. This Saturday, by the power vested in me, I will pronounce them man and wife. I had to take the following oath to become a deputy…
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PIL was just on Jimmy Kimmel playing “Rise”. What a blast from the past, huh Daniel?
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A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do →
Apologies to Clement C. Moore:
It’s amazing how much the kids have changed from just last Easter. Chazz however, hasn’t changed much. He’s still as rambunctious as ever….